Family Fued ?
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PACKERISMS
December 18th, 2011 by Bob Onan Q: Why do the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south?
A: Because Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks.
Q: What is the difference between a Bear fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call a male Viking fan in a room full of
beautiful women?
A: Invisible.
Q: What do Viking fans miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation..
Q: What’s the difference between Cheerios and the Chicago
Bears?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Q: Why can’t a Chicago Bear get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an end zone on it.
Q: What do you call a sober Viking fan?
A: A liar.
Q: Why is the bears quarterback unable to answer a telephone?
A: He can’t find the receiver.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead Packer fan lying in
the road and a dead Bears fan lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the Packer fan.
Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in Minnesota?
A: Because God couldn’t find three wise men.
Q: What do you call it when a Viking fan wears green and gold?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Bear fan along to a Packer
game?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at
Soldier Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the
old one was.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Bear fan, and a smart
Bear fan are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill.
Who picks it up?
A: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the
Tooth Fairy, or a smart Bear fan.
and the dumb Bear fan thought it was a gum wrapper.
PSYCHOPATH TEST
December 17th, 2011 by Bob OnanI recently got this email and thought it was interesting and by reading it you might learn something about yourself……..
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.
This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, Few people do.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]
Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn’t answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take your crazy ass off my e-mail list!
This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, Few people do.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]
Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn’t answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take your crazy ass off my e-mail list!
Romantic text message.
November 13th, 2011 by Bob OnanShe sent the following message while waiting for her train:
My love
If you are sleeping, send
me your dreams
If you are smiling, send me
your smile
If you are crying, send me
your tears
I love you
He replied:
I’m in the toilet. What do I
send?
Learn it ,Know it, Live it.
October 30th, 2011 by Bob OnanThe paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done larger things, but not better things.
We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We’ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete…
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn’t cost a cent.
Remember, to say, “I love you” to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Dennis Rodman Halloween Costume
October 30th, 2011 by Bob Onan
Happy Halloween pothead candy
October 16th, 2011 by Bob OnanAll of a sudden , Monkeys flew out of somebody’s butt.
October 2nd, 2011 by Bob Onan
